Cardboard Paper

63 - The End.

2010-02-12T22:13:00.002-05:00

There's no money. We're depressed. Gone to get drunk. Forever.

62 - Sorry, no post today.

2010-02-10T22:55:00.000-05:00

61 - To Be or Not To Be (Seriously, What Is It?)

2010-02-08T10:25:00.001-05:00

Little do they know that they're related.

60 - Reverse Oedipus

2010-02-05T22:36:00.001-05:00

Since my partner decided to slack off this week, I'm filling the void by trying my hand at drawing doughy people. With fingers. I stole ya thunda, bitch!

59 - Happy Holidays!

2010-02-03T20:57:00.001-05:00

Bigfoot and Lou wrapping paper is in the works, just in time for Christmas!

58 - Keep waiting for it.

2010-02-01T07:44:00.000-05:00

57 - Muigio

2010-01-29T07:34:00.001-05:00

At least Princess Peach can enjoy one of his/their extra appendages.

56 - $$$

2010-01-27T07:29:00.003-05:00

Obviously our quality of work is much too high to still be maintained on such a rigid schedule. Expect some cutbacks soon.

55 - Incredibly Awesome!

2010-01-25T19:38:00.000-05:00

54 - Wait for it...again.

2010-01-22T18:37:00.000-05:00

...

53 - That's Hawt

2010-01-20T13:41:00.000-05:00

* OMG! 1 Month free of Weight Watchers!

52 - That's deep.

2010-01-18T19:59:00.001-05:00

To boldly go where no man has gone before. Unless they practice proctology. Or enjoy that sort of thing. Or both.

51 - PJ

2010-01-15T07:35:00.000-05:00

Bigfoot and Lou look a bit different today. Should the new style stay? Maybe I should put up a poll but none of you have opinions that could sway me...

50 - Cardboard Paper's upcoming facelift?

2010-01-13T18:56:00.002-05:00

Our founder C.P. Cardboardpaperson III is having some work done (too many people confused him for the Monopoly guy; good ol' Ceeps is self-conscious...), so in an effort to kiss the boss's ass, Bigfoot and Lou will get a new look, but it's unknown if the change will be permanent or if it will carry over to the other characters of Cardboard Paper. Stay tuned, same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel.

Also, happy 50th post, kids!

49 - Poke

2010-01-11T00:09:00.001-05:00

*And he did, with a new high score!

48 - Part one of many.

2010-01-08T18:52:00.000-05:00

How will he finish his sentence? Tune in same bat-time, same bat channel.

47 - Let Captain Cruel mug you.

2010-01-06T19:51:00.002-05:00

Cruelly sip your coffee every morning with our new mug featuring Captain Cruel's skull and cross-spork insignia, now available at Cardboard Paper's online store.

http://zazzle.com/cardboardpaper

46 - Jewicide.

2010-01-04T07:22:00.000-05:00

'Nuff said.

45 - Tasty Morning Treat, Part IV

2010-01-01T11:16:00.000-05:00

Per the request of C.P. Cardboardpaperson, we classed up today's post title with Roman Numerals.

44 - New Cardboard Year Paper

2009-12-30T01:16:00.004-05:00

*Blame the bad handwriting on the overwork my right hand has been doing over the years.

43 - Please Share

2009-12-28T13:24:00.001-05:00

*In his defense they do look like giant sausages.

42 - Visiting the mall around the holidays.

2009-12-25T00:35:00.001-05:00

Only in Jersey and my fantasies. I'd sit on his lap any day.

41 - The Cardboard Paper Online Store is here!

2009-12-23T12:36:00.000-05:00

...But not in time for Christmas. Maybe next year.
More products to come!

http://www.zazzle.com/cardboardpaper

40 - Super Suicide with Stardust, the Superwizard.

2009-12-21T13:28:00.000-05:00

Thanks to public domain, we can make Fletcher Hanks' Stardust the Superwizard kill himself over and over and over...

39 - Sex the halls.

2009-12-18T11:35:00.003-05:00

'Tis the season to be horny.*

*Cardboard Paper strives for more bad puns than the Cryptkeeper.

38 - Captain Cruel model sheet.

2009-12-16T08:34:00.013-05:00

I know it's been on a lot of your minds lately: "What do the characters of Cardboard Paper look like from behind?" Well wonder no longer! We've created model sheets for all of our recurring characters to ensure that they have a consistent look throughout Cardboard Paper's run. Just look at the sample artwork to see how handy these model sheets are in helping our artist (yes, we only have one artist) capture every nuance and detail of Captain Cruel.

37 - Our first negro!

2009-12-14T23:39:00.000-05:00

I'm too lazy to go back and check but I do believe this is the first comic at Cardboard Paper to feature one of the colored folks.

36 - This looks like a job for...

2009-12-11T09:29:00.000-05:00

Cardboard Paper is proud to Introduce America's loudest, most obnoxious, beer-guzzling, half-naked hero, Frat Guy.

35 - Cardboard Paper Online Store.

2009-12-09T17:23:00.001-05:00

Keep an eye out!

34 - Cardboard Paper celebrates scientific discovery.

2009-12-07T08:49:00.001-05:00

As all you science buffs know, today marks the 325th anniversary of the fateful winter day when Isaac Newton discovered the true purpose of figs. Thank you, Isaac, for apple pie and the Fig Newton.

December 7th, 1684 - December 7th, 2009

You have just been educated.

33 - D-cups of DOOM.

2009-12-04T12:29:00.003-05:00

Note how her breasts got smaller after unloading ammunition. It's that sharp attention to detail that makes Cardboard Paper what it is. And you thought it was just poor visual continuity.

32 - Rejected Roughs 1.0

2009-12-02T00:00:00.001-05:00

*The guy he killed was a descendent of John Wilkes Booth. So don't feel bad.

31 - Tasting Morning Beast

2009-11-30T01:30:00.002-05:00

*Now with more coagulated blood!

30 - More TV summaries:

2009-11-27T12:59:00.001-05:00

This isn't a re-captioned and re-colored comic that uses the exact same drawing as an older post. Honest.

Cardboard Paper: home of originality at its best.

29 - Trick question.

2009-11-25T01:47:00.001-05:00

Normally, the correct answer would be the werewolf since werewolves are superior to vampires in every way, but just look at 'em...they both have cooches. Jacob's is hairier though.

28 - Paging Dr. Orcen.

2009-11-23T00:15:00.005-05:00

New Jersey morgues have a 5-hour rule because waiting any longer than that is just sick.

27 - BoyMan: here at last!

2009-11-20T08:22:00.001-05:00

26 - New kid in town.

2009-11-18T00:07:00.000-05:00

25 - A woman's place.

2009-11-16T00:30:00.000-05:00

Our apologies to Gail Simone.

24 - Move over, Daredevil.

2009-11-13T08:23:00.000-05:00

23 - More Mail for Mr. C.P. Cardboardpaperson III.

2009-11-11T08:55:00.001-05:00

22 - The return of pun-ishment.

2009-11-09T08:35:00.000-05:00

Vampires are trendy, just like us.

21 - Premium Service

2009-11-06T09:42:00.001-05:00

*No they're not ghosts. The constant exposure to the Jersey air has rendered them pale and without pupils. Also they're impotent, not that that's going to save lil Donny.

20 - The Facebook Inbox of One Mr. C.P. Cardboardpaperson III.

2009-11-04T10:40:00.002-05:00

Be sure to add me as a friend on Facebook.

With love,

C.P. Cardboardpaperson III

19 - Tasty Morning Treat, V2.0

2009-11-02T11:38:00.005-05:00

*A tasty treat, even for the hairy beast in all of us. And for some of us, really, really hairy.

18 - Trick or treat, taste my meat.

2009-10-29T00:42:00.001-04:00

The ghost secretly loves it.

17 - Well, where are they?

2009-10-26T00:12:00.004-04:00

You may have noticed an overabundance of boob jokes in the past few posts. Don't get the wrong idea; it's all for breast awareness.

...Breast cancer awareness.

Mmm, breasts.

16 - Boobalicious bait.

2009-10-22T00:31:00.001-04:00

Spell-check doesn't recognize 'boobalicious.'

15 - Much Hotter than Misery.*

2009-10-19T00:26:00.004-04:00

*Based on an actual conversation. Because if she's not hot then who really cares?

14 - Well he did one thing right...

2009-10-15T10:04:00.002-04:00

Three cheers for Cardboard Paper's first suicide comic!

Hip-hip! HOORAY!

Hip-hip! HO-why bother? It's so pointless.

I hate my life.

13 - Punny.

2009-10-12T01:39:00.002-04:00

12 - Giving.

2009-10-08T12:04:00.003-04:00

Greatest gift(s) bestowed upon mankind. You know, if he were
a chick.

11 - TV Show Summaries

2009-10-05T11:30:00.002-04:00

How I Met Your Mother is like Friends with jokes.

10 - Save Us

2009-10-01T00:15:00.003-04:00

Ten comics already! Happy anniversary to us! That's right kids, we're doing our anniversaries like Marvel Comics in the 1990's: any multiple of five is reason enough to strap on the party hats, whip out the birthday horns, and slap on a holographic cover. Unfortunately, the latter doesn't really work with webcomics.

Also, a special thank you to our more easily offended readers for pointing out that Jesus is in fact the only 'savior' featured in this comic, thus making the title "Saviors" seem silly. We apologize for the error; Cardboard Paper is first and foremost an educational tool, and we'd hate for this minor mix-up to blemish our otherwise spotless record when it comes to presenting the facts, like Bigfoot's penchant for beer, or cardboard having urine content.

9 - Because education is so important.

2009-09-28T11:51:00.001-04:00

Spellings and grammer arr a vytul part of ay solid education, especially for those of u hoo want two study law and becum lawyers.

8 - Say my name, say my name.

2009-09-24T09:06:00.003-04:00

7 - Pucker Up

2009-09-21T12:56:00.003-04:00

6 - Culture

2009-09-17T08:56:00.000-04:00

5 - The Pedo-Files

2009-09-14T09:24:00.002-04:00

4 - No worries.

2009-09-11T11:12:00.005-04:00

3 - Hitler says:

2009-09-09T13:33:00.002-04:00

2 - New Formula!

2009-09-04T13:38:00.003-04:00

1 - Mmm, cardboard paper.

2009-09-03T15:33:00.006-04:00